Wry Supply Co.
Getcho Ass Up! – Funny Marmot Meme Coffee T-Shirt
The Getcho Ass Up! tee features a screaming marmot, fully caffeinated and absolutely not taking any excuses this morning, coffee in hand, zero patience, and the exact energy needed to drag yourself out of bed and face the day. This is your alarm clock in shirt form. It does not have a snooze button.
Perfect for:
- Meme lovers and coffee dependents
- Anyone who needs to be yelled at by a small furry animal to function
- Morning people who became morning people against their will
- Fans of unhinged humor with just enough motivational energy to be dangerous
Why You'll Love It:
Soft, comfortable, and built for all-day wear, this unisex tee is the kind of shirt that instantly makes sense to the right people and deeply confuses everyone else — which is exactly how it should be. The yelling marmot doesn't ask questions. The yelling marmot doesn't care that you stayed up until 3am. The yelling marmot simply demands results. Wear it to class, to work, to brunch, or anywhere you need a little unhinged encouragement to keep going.
A Great Gift For:
- The coffee-obsessed, perpetually tired friend who needs this
- Anyone whose morning personality is best described as "feral"
- Meme culture enthusiasts and internet humor collectors
- Group chat members who send unhinged voice memos before 8am
- Birthdays, holidays, or any occasion that calls for maximum chaotic energy
Whether you're buying it for yourself or for the most aggressively caffeinated person you know, the Getcho Ass Up! tee is the morning motivation that doesn't care about your feelings, and that's exactly why it works.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for lightweight breathability (Bella Canvas 3001)
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for structural support and longer-lasting fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- Multiple fabric blends available for heathered colors; sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
